- EDITORIAL addressing such issues as:
the Gingerbread Man’s reputation as a potential psychopathic killer
- the Fast-As-You-Can Courier Company’s practice of rehabilitating escaped Gingerbread Men
- Hans & Greta March’s growing ‘monopoly’ of the Enchanted Realms’ commercial sector
- OTHER free sachet of Fast-As-You-Can CoCo Cocoa
- OTHER reading list of homicidal gingerbread in fiction
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