*E.P.A.

The Enchantments Protection Agency is the regulatory body of the Enchanted Realms.  It is the stated mission of the EPA to:

  • protect innocent consumers from unscrupulous salespeople by offering free testing & certificated endorsement to all genuine enchanted products
  • prosecute any folk found guilty of peddling non-endorsed proucts

It is with pleasure that the Enchanted Times can report full* endorsement and support of the EPA.  A spokesperson made the following statement:

“We wholeheartedly approve of the aims of the Enchanted Times, and hope that their publication of f airy tale variants and other relevant news features will prove a safeguard and a warning to inhabitants of these enchanted realms.  Our lives run at the whim of ‘real world’ imaginations, and the greater the awareness our people have of their of current trends, the smoother are own lives will run.”

*Excluding independently paid small ads, which may advertise non-endorsed items.  Purchases made at readers’ own risk.

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