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Re-location update

The shop of interestThe time has come, and the E.T.Printworks store is now closed for re-location.  We will be re-launching at an as-yet-unspecified date in March, but if you are desperate for the latest old news in the meantime, please visit The Shop of Interest, who are currently stocking a select range of our products, including Truth-Be-Told Mirrors, and some shop-exclusive sampler & gift sets.

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Truth-Be-Told Mirrors are back!

Despite multiple reports of mirror malfunction (you know the stories) Truth-Be-Told continues to ride high on a wave of Goblin Market popularity, returning the public’s gaze with an ever-unflinching stare.  The Truth-Be-Told name and reputation remain somehow untarnished, as the company refuses to be blamed for user foolishness (eg switching to Bold as Brass setting when user has already been diagnosed as having a fatal allergy to the truth).

Upon reflection, we believe the all-new Truth-Be-Told Gift Set* could be the perfect stocking filler for the forthcoming festive season. Available in bestselling Bold as Brass setting, as well as the perennially popular White Liar for those who prefer a state of happy delusion, now you can give the gift of truth (or lies)!

* Gift set contains: Truth-Be-Told pocket mirror, Truth-Be-Told pinback button badge, Truth-Be-Told miniature notecard, and miniaturised edition of Enchanted Times Mini: Upon Reflection


Hiatus over for Goblin Market

Light of my Life Matchbox

The Goblin Market is delighted to introduce all-new stock in the E.T.Printworks Etsy Store!  In preparation for Christmas, the first in a new range of stocking fillers is now available: Light of my Life – Matches Made in Heaven.  The bestselling fire-lighters in the Enchanted Realms, this delightful box of matches comes complete with a tiny Enchanted Times Sampler Card, relating the tragic tale of a one-legged soldier, his beloved paper ballerina, and a consuming passion which ended in flames.

Also now available:

  • Mini notecards – Goblin Market vendor edition
  • Mini notecards – Enchanted Times Mini sampler edition
  • Boxed set of all 10 Enchanted Times Mini issues!

Buy now to avoid disappointment!


Are you behind the Times?

Show your support for the Enchanted Times in style, with this set of badges, available now:

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Alternatively,
receive a FREE badge with the
brand new, hot off the press issue: Enchanted Times #4,
also available now!

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Marketplace: Truth-Be-Told Pocket Mirrors now available!

Stalwart Goblin Market Guild registered vendors, Truth-Be-Told Mirrors have recovered in style from the recent slur against their brand name (following the naked Emperor debacle) with the introduction of a range of handy pocket mirrors.  Bestselling variants ‘Bold as Brass’ (left) and ‘White Liar’ (right) are available to all seeking the truth
(or a variation thereof).
 Click here to claim yours.


The Goblin Marketeers need YOU!

A brand new venture has been announced by the founders of the Goblin Market Guild.  The Goblin Marketeers is a community designed to support the Goblin Market Guild‘s infrastructure and ensure continued availability of EPA-approved pre-enchanted products in the Enchanted Marketplace.  Goblin Marketeers receive an exclusive Membership Pouch of goodies, with an optional subscription which delivers further mailouts during the year of membership.

The Enchanted Times is proud to announce that the Goblin Marketeers is sponsored by Enchanted Times Mini and thus has been designated its own page for further information and updates.  Click here for details of how to join and a rundown of membership benefits.


Marketplace: Enchanted Times Mini #2.5: sweetest thing?

Barely moments after announcing EEMS new and controversial sponsorship deal for their recent postage stamps, further EEMS survival tactics have emerged. In the latest mini edition of the Enchanted Times, an extended editorial looks at the role of Hansel & Gretel March in our struggling economy. Once known solely for their survival following numerous harrowing instances of abuse and neglect as young children, the siblings have recently experienced a meteoric rise to the top of the the Enchanted Realms’ commercial sector. As joint Managing Directors of the astoundingly successful Fast-As-You-Can Corporation, the public immediately bought into their ingenious gingerbread-infused weight loss plan.  The Marches have now built on this success by purchasing an independent (but fully & officially sanctioned) EEMS concession – the first of its kind – offering an alternative delivery service: Fast-As-You-Can Courier Company.

In Enchanted Times Mini #2.5 vol ii an extended editorial examines the question of whether or not the Gingerbread Man’s reputation as a potential psychopathic killer has any founding in reality,  the CoCo‘s practice of rehabilitating escaped Gingerbread Men, and the growing March ‘monopoly’.  In addition, this issue includes a voucher for the reader to claim a FREE (+ postage) sachet of Fast-As-You-Can CoCo Cocoa! A homicidal gingerbread reading list is also provided.

Whatever conclusions you draw after reading this issue, please remember to always approach any baked goods with extreme caution, for your own safety.

See the Etsy listing for additional pictures and further information.