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Marketplace: Enchanted Times Mini #2.5: sweetest thing?

Barely moments after announcing EEMS new and controversial sponsorship deal for their recent postage stamps, further EEMS survival tactics have emerged. In the latest mini edition of the Enchanted Times, an extended editorial looks at the role of Hansel & Gretel March in our struggling economy. Once known solely for their survival following numerous harrowing instances of abuse and neglect as young children, the siblings have recently experienced a meteoric rise to the top of the the Enchanted Realms’ commercial sector. As joint Managing Directors of the astoundingly successful Fast-As-You-Can Corporation, the public immediately bought into their ingenious gingerbread-infused weight loss plan.  The Marches have now built on this success by purchasing an independent (but fully & officially sanctioned) EEMS concession – the first of its kind – offering an alternative delivery service: Fast-As-You-Can Courier Company.

In Enchanted Times Mini #2.5 vol ii an extended editorial examines the question of whether or not the Gingerbread Man’s reputation as a potential psychopathic killer has any founding in reality,  the CoCo‘s practice of rehabilitating escaped Gingerbread Men, and the growing March ‘monopoly’.  In addition, this issue includes a voucher for the reader to claim a FREE (+ postage) sachet of Fast-As-You-Can CoCo Cocoa! A homicidal gingerbread reading list is also provided.

Whatever conclusions you draw after reading this issue, please remember to always approach any baked goods with extreme caution, for your own safety.

See the Etsy listing for additional pictures and further information.


Marketplace: Enchanted Times Mini #0.5, Peas in our time

Originally issued in the Enchanted Realms prior to Enchanted Times #1 (currently on clearance), the Enchanted Times has reprinted the Mini edition, #0.5 (vol. i), Peas in our Time, which is now for the first time available to Real World readers. It features an enhanced, easier-to-read version of the Princess and the Pea cross stitch chart (previous version available in ET #1), sponsored by Stack-A-Mat, as well as various other related news stories:

  • the long-awaited announcement of the Prince’s engagement
  • the first public appearance of the bruised Princess
  • an emerging trend amongst fashionable youngsters
  • a warning from the Enchantments Protection Agency regarding a proliferation of blemish agents on the Black Marketplace
  • a few words with the Queen’s Gardener about varieties of Pea

See the Etsy listing for additional pictures and further information.

Marketplace: the Charmed Life Notebook from Pied Piper Pipes

Pied Piper Pipes (proud sponsor of the Enchanted Times) presents the PPP Charmed Life Notebook, with wide-spaced manuscript-style staves for you to fill in with your own notation. Charmed rats dance across the pages, in illustration of your Notebook’s potential. The back cover includes recommendations for successful use.

This mini notebook is available as part of a set, also including the RatCatcher of Hamelin mini-zine previously issued as a preview of the story which appeared in Enchanted Times #3. Visit the TangleCrafts Etsy Store for your own Pied Piper Packet!

Available now: Enchanted Times #3

Enchanted Times #3 is now available in the Etsy store!  Highlights of this issue include

  • Always pay the piper – the Pied Piper of Hamelin’s ‘confession’
  • Fast-As-You-Can Weight Loss Plan gingerbread recipe & advertisement feature
  • An open letter from the Magical Objects Restoration Society, forwarded by Onyx Mail Services
  • Hansel & Gretel in cross stitch (pattern adapted from illustration by Charles Robinson)
  • Just Desserts – the story of the Gingerbread Man and Hansel & Gretel intertwined
  • He said, she said – witness statements from those involved in the recent Red Riding Hood scandal, sourced by guest reporter Penelope Harris
  • ‘The millet reached the sky’ – a counted thread embroidery pattern adapted from a Jugoslav fairy tale illustration
  • The Mirror book review supplement: a reflection of contemporary literature in the fairy tale genre

As previously revealed, Enchanted Times is also pleased to offer an exclusive promotional pack of magic beans from BeansTalk, one of this issue’s proud sponsors – one pack free with every issue, while stocks last!  Each pack includes a voucher for the Rumpelstiltskin Registry of Re-Identification following research which has indicated best results for bean-growers going by the name of ‘Jack’.

Marketplace: an Enchanted Etsy treasury

Get yourself the deal of a lifetime!  Enchanted Times has sponsored an Etsy treasury, filled to the brim with fairy tale-themed handmade delights.  Picture left shows the Deal of a Lifetime Rumpelstiltskin document available from PixieDustMiniatures.  Other tales re-created for your crafty appreciation are Baba Yaga, Billy Goats Gruff, Frog Prince, Goldilocks, Hansel & Gretel, Princess and the Pea, Rapunzel, and Red Riding Hood.   N. B.   Highlighted artists have no known affiliation with the Enchanted Times publication or staff.

Exclusive offer: Grow your own beanstalk!

Enchanted Times #3 will be going to press at the weekend – head over to the Etsy store now to pre-order your copy!  Highlights of this issue include variants of the Gingerbread Man, Hansel & Gretel, the Pied Piper of Hamelin, and Little Red Riding Hood, plus 2 embroidery patterns – see Etsy listing for more details.

Enchanted Times is pleased to announce that the first subscribers to Enchanted Times #3 will receive an exclusive promotional pack of magic beans from BeansTalk, one of this issue’s proud sponsors.
Please note: Beanstalk Ltd. cannot guarantee escalated growth to heights reaching giant’s castle in clouds.   Safety of bean-grower cannot be guaranteed by BeansTalk, under any circumstances.  Beanstalks scaled at grower’s own risk.
This product has been submitted for EPA* approval.

EXCLUSIVE: Gingerbread Man e-zine

Enchanted Times #3 is due for release in late May 2011.  In the meantime, a major new sponsor for the Enchanted Times journal, the Fast-As-You-Can Weight Loss Co would like to share the following exclusive online preview of their patented Gingerbread Man Plan, including recipe & full instructions.
Click here for a sneak preview to read online!